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So I need something to break up big chunks of time spent working on my thesis, and I figured a meme would be just the ticket. Please participate! I need something to do to keep myself from turning into the interaction of parental involvement and educational attainment level incarnate.


Name two (or more) characters that I have shown evidence of including as a pairing (or non-romantic exclusivity, or whatever) in any medium (fanfic/posts/conversations/what have you. It's all fair game!). I will answer with:

1. What they most commonly do during sex (if they are the sexing type)

2. Who has prettier (or just more attractive) hair

3. What they argue about most often

4. Who'd cope best if the other one died

5. The happiest plausible happily-ever-after I can think of for them

6. The most tragic possible ending for them

7. What I enjoy most about their dynamic

8. What I find difficult to write about them

You know I had to.

Date: 2011-08-23 06:21 am (UTC)
ext_67624: (heaven must wait.)
From: [identity profile] acidpop25.livejournal.com
TRACEY AND THEODORE.

I SUPPORT THIS PROMPT.

Date: 2011-08-24 08:06 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] el-em-en-oh-pee.livejournal.com
1. What they most commonly do during sex (if they are the sexing type)
Neither of them are super sexual on their own, but together they can be explosive. They have a thing for unconventional locations - in bathtubs, on counters, against expensive sculptures, etc. Actually, they switch it up enough that there really isn't one particular thing they tend to do - last week, it was breathplay; next week, it will probably be polyjuice!sex.

2. Who has prettier (or just more attractive) hair
They both contend that theirs is the prettiest (though it is actually Tracey's). Once, they were bickering about their hair in the common room and Draco gave them a dirty look and said, "Obviously mine is the best," which almost incited a threesome

3. What they argue about most often
Oh, gosh. It's a toss-up between when bananas are at their peak ripeness and whether they should ever have children.

4. Who'd cope best if the other one died
- I HAVE ACTUALLY WRITTEN ABOUT THIS because I suck. uhhhh... Theodore died in the fic, and Tracey took quite a while to get over it, but I'm not certain that he would cope any better. I think that they would cope equally poorly, but in different ways - Tracey would be simultaneously extremely reserved about the situation while going out and getting drunk every night, while Theodore would just turn completely in on himself/close himself off from everyone, and when Blaise or Draco forced him to hang out with them, he would figuratively bite their heads off until they left him alone - they'd probably take equal amounts of time to get over it.

5. The happiest plausible happily-ever-after I can think of for them
They end up marrying after living together in sin for eight years post-Hogwarts. Tracey leaves her job in MLE (she pursues people committing infractions against Muggles) and Theodore leaves his job in international trade, and together they start a business as the wizarding equivalent of private investigators. They have lots of sex on their stakeouts, and maybe they have a cute little girl eventually and maybe not, but whatever they do, they end up happily bickering until they're old and gray.

ALTERNATELY: they each have sex with Draco and almost break up with each other over it, then proceed to integrate him into the relationship :| i mean uh, ahem :-"

6. The most tragic possible ending for them
Pretty sure I already wrote it :|

7. What I enjoy most about their dynamic
They honestly have a relationship that is more like a brother/sister relationship in its dynamics than anything else - fiercely protective of each other, always teasing and ragging and bickering. Except there's also sex!

8. What I find difficult to write about them
I haven't written them very much, probably because Ernie/Tracey was so ingrained in my brain for so long. I should try them out again~

Date: 2011-08-23 02:22 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wanderinghope.livejournal.com
lavender & tracey (epic potential, yo~)

(and my better half is reserving ernie/tracey dibs)

basically tracey/errbody~

Date: 2011-09-19 01:41 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] el-em-en-oh-pee.livejournal.com
Lavender/Tracey:


1. What they most commonly do during sex (if they are the sexing type)
They have a biting thing. Obviously.

2. Who has prettier (or just more attractive) hair
They will both concede that it is Lavender, because it is generally shiny and expertly coiffed, but L. is secretly jealous that Tracey's can look good with no effort put into it.

3. What they argue about most often
a. How long Lavender uses the shower every day
b. Tracey's inclinations towards working in the black market
c. who has to do the dishes

4. Who'd cope best if the other one died
Honestly, Tracey would cope best. Not great, but... better

5. The happiest plausible happily-ever-after I can think of for them
Woot! They don't kill each other. :D :|

6. The most tragic possible ending for them
They end up together falling out of love but not willing to back down out of a misguided sense of loyalty :| but end up just coexisting passionlessly.

7. What I enjoy most about their dynamic
I just have a thing for (fictional) couples who fight all the time :|

8. What I find difficult to write about them
nothing so we should log them :|

Date: 2011-09-19 02:07 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wanderinghope.livejournal.com
LOL THEY HAVE SUCH POTENTIAL. WE SHOULD LOG THEM! :| *COUGH*PSL*COUGH*

Date: 2011-09-19 03:21 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wanderinghope.livejournal.com
WE WILL DISCUSS SOON! I SLEEP NOW.

Date: 2011-09-19 05:23 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wanderinghope.livejournal.com
I'm assuming this would exist in Retribution-esque!verse?

Date: 2011-09-19 05:35 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] el-em-en-oh-pee.livejournal.com
yeah haha. we could probably actually just use the game journals :|/shiny icons

Date: 2011-09-20 02:22 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wanderinghope.livejournal.com
Yessssssss let's~

Date: 2011-08-23 02:26 pm (UTC)

Date: 2011-09-19 03:45 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] el-em-en-oh-pee.livejournal.com
confirming before i do this: you are referring to quinn+britt+artie, yes?

Date: 2011-08-23 09:09 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pixycat.livejournal.com
Harry and Pansy because I'm curious. :D

Date: 2011-09-19 03:44 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] el-em-en-oh-pee.livejournal.com
1. What they most commonly do during sex (if they are the sexing type)
It's not so much what they do during (she's always, always on top; dirty talk frequently happens), but after - she lights a cigarette and he steals drags off of it sometimes.

2. Who has prettier (or just more attractive) hair
Pansy. Blates. Harry's is a mess.

3. What they argue about most often
at first: whether to tell their friends. Now: Harry forgets to pick stuff up on his way home from work; Pansy has a habit of changing with the blinds open so all the neighbors see. Those are the main things

4. Who'd cope best if the other one died
Pansy would. Harry's had too much death in his life.

5. The happiest plausible happily-ever-after I can think of for them
They get a small tumbledown house and fix it up. Pansy gets a huge garden, Harry gets two kids, and they live out of the public eye happily ever after.

6. The most tragic possible ending for them
Paparazzi tear them apart and they have a huge screaming row, throwing things at each other and totally give up on any sort of relationship and then don't talk to each other until Harry's on his deathbed :|

7. What I enjoy most about their dynamic
Pansy doesn't take Harry's occasional self-loathing bullshit, which he develops after the war, which encourages him to get over it quicker. Harry indulges Pansy completely and enables her more crass tendencies and this just strengthens their love.

8. What I find difficult to write about them
I haven't actually tried my hand at them, but I loveeeeee reading Harry/Pansy (and Ron/Pansy). I should try my hand at them~

Re: Ernie & Tracey~

Date: 2011-09-19 02:46 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] el-em-en-oh-pee.livejournal.com
1. What they most commonly do during sex (if they are the sexing type)
Orgasm. I'M SORRY BUT IT'S TRUE.

2. Who has prettier (or just more attractive) hair
Ernie. Duh. Like, Tracey's is really pretty but Ernie is more vain and therefore his is more well-kempt and nice smelling and soft and pretty.

3. What they argue about most often
Tracey getting knocked up, Ernie being a kissing ho.


4. Who'd cope best if the other one died
omg I cannot fathom. So basically they are that couple who Zeus turns into trees at the same time. Because they are just that epic.

5. The happiest plausible happily-ever-after I can think of for them
So they get married and live happily ever after with three kids and a shared business that works on improving the environment and they are happy~

6. The most tragic possible ending for them
Tracey goes into a life of crime~ and Ernie cannot drag her back and they have an awful breakup and no one is ever happy again.

7. What I enjoy most about their dynamic
yup I'm going here :|

8. What I find difficult to write about them
I cannot do it without you~~~ :|
Edited Date: 2011-09-19 02:47 am (UTC)

Re: QUEERIOS

Date: 2011-09-19 03:50 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] el-em-en-oh-pee.livejournal.com
1. What they most commonly do during sex (if they are the sexing type)
Basket tosses! uh, not really. I don't think they've figured out how to go all three at once yet. They mostly pair off in turns.

2. Who has prettier (or just more attractive) hair
allll of them. Quinn first, but she cut it, so Santana. Brittany's is pretty but not as lustrous.

3. What they argue about most often
When it's just Quinntana, they fight about errrrrthang. But when Brittany is in the mix, mostly they fight about which dinosaurs were the most badass.

4. Who'd cope best if the other one died
Brittany would honestly cope the best. Santana would have a total meltdown. Quinn would 100% withdraw. Brittany would throw herself in dancing and then get over it by becoming the lady Bond, being a superspy who sleeps with everyone but loves no one else.

5. The happiest plausible happily-ever-after I can think of for them
They graduate and all end up at various schools in the San Francisco bay area with a shared apartment and a lot of cats an ultimately a baby or two and live happily ever after

6. The most tragic possible ending for them
They get into a fight at their last Nationals and never talk to each other after graduation (well, Brittany does. But it's awkward and awful and neither Quinn or Santana can figure out how to talk to her)

7. What I enjoy most about their dynamic
uh they are the hbics of the world and are badass and gorgeous and the unholy trinity and yeah.

8. What I find difficult to write about them
I can only pull of Brittany D:

Re: QUEERIOS

Date: 2011-09-20 02:21 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wanderinghope.livejournal.com
We talked about santana's meltdown and how it would just be a drunken crying kind of mess. And that it intrigues me way too much :| and we decided that we should write a legit queerios fic~ that is all

Date: 2011-09-21 03:00 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] melusinahp.livejournal.com
Hi,

I tried to pm you, but you have the privacy option enabled, so I'm commenting instead. You may recall that you signed up to participate in HD_Canon_Fest. The due date has come and gone and we've not heard from you. As you haven't requested an extension, we're going to assume that you've dropped out.

Let us know if there's been a mistake. Thanks.

Date: 2011-09-22 01:56 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] el-em-en-oh-pee.livejournal.com
Oh man, I'm so sorry! I wrote down the wrong due date on my calendar. I don't think I'll be able to finish in time for posting even with an extension :( I'm really sorry.

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